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How College Conference Realignment Affects Sooner Football Recruiting

Lots of talk of NCAA conference realignment floating around these days--sparked by the Big Ten's admission that they're seriously considering expansion. Here in Big 12 country, there's speculation on how that would impact our conference schools. 

How would conference realignment affect my beloved Oklahoma Sooners? It's clear that OU's fortunes--particularly its recruiting fortunes--hinge on how things shake out relative to the Texas Longhorns. Here are 4 scenarios that could happen and how OU would be affected.

1. Both schools stay in the Big 12. 

This is the most likely scenario. The danger here is that if the Big 12 loses schools (Nebraska or Missouri seem to be the most talked-about candidates), it will have to replace them with less-prestigious football schools. That would lessen the overall quality of the conference and possibly negatively impact recruiting.

Although heck, maybe it wouldn't. For years USC got great players in no small part because it was a forgone conclusion that they would roll through the Pac-10.

2. Texas goes to another conference. OU stays in the Big 12. 

This is great for OU because regardless of whether Texas goes to the Big Ten or SEC, Stoops can say to recruits' parents: 'Do you really want to fly 4 million miles for the CLOSEST away game?' OU would gain major ground in Texas recruiting.

3. Both OU and Texas leave the Big 12, but go to separate conferences. 

This would be bad for OU because they wouldn't be able to use the angle in scenario 2, plus they would lose mindshare in the state of Texas. We'd get shafted in recruiting in Texas.

4. Both OU and Texas go to the same conference. 

The Sooners would likely lose ground (over time) in Texas recruiting since other schools from the new conference would get more traction invading Texas, but they would likely gain ground (over time) in other states in the new conference because of increased mindshare among recruits.

The SEC would be favorable in this case since a) the talent is richer in SEC states and b) recruits would be more comfortable culturally with Oklahoma than recruits from Big Ten states.

Thoughts? Feedback? Stray bullets?

Creepy Web Site of the Day: Restore Stephen Baldwin

Bizarro Alec Baldwin - the thinner, Republican, evangelical Christian, not-playing-on-30-Rock version of Alec Baldwin - is in financial trouble. Alec's younger brother Stephen declared bankruptcy in 2009, which apparently puts his Christian witness in Hollywood in extreme jeopardy.

This--best I can tell according to RestoreStephenBaldwin.org--is an almost identical situation to the biblical character Job.

So just as Job was restored at the end of the story in the Old Testament, Stephen needs to be restored through the generous donations of Christians who want to see his witness restored.

Watch the video for details.

HUGE NOTE: Through painstaking research (meaning, I read the FAQ section of the site), I found that Stephen Baldwin had nothing to do with this site. Looks like someone had a wild hair - probably after watching him get ousted from 'The Celebrity Apprentice' - and decided to set this up for him. So I'm glad to know Stephen isn't cheerleading this. However, best I can tell he's not telling them to nix the idea either. I'm so glad my failures are not publicized this visibly. I am officially thankful for relatively anonymity.

Hello, Candy Store. My Name Is Kid.

Best. Web. Find. Of. The. Year.

A huge thank you to @trippfuller for pointing me to Daytrotter.com.

How did this site escape my notice for years?!?!?! Acoustic sessions by The Cold War Kids, Frightened Rabbit, Colin Hay, Death Cab for Cutie, and the list goes on and on. Heck, Juliette Lewis even has a set.

All the songs are free to download after you register.

I'm in music heaven this morning.

Enjoy!

The End of Invention

Here's an interesting post from Talking Philosophy.

Before you read it, let me say I'm skeptical of the study by Heubner referenced below on three counts:

1. I'm skeptical that the rate of innovation has peaked.

2. If it peaked, I'm skeptical that it's because we're running out of available innovations to generate.

3. Not all innovations are created equal, so even if it peaked, that doesn't entail that future innovations can't have a bigger impact even if they are being generated at a lower rate.

That said, this is still an interesting post. :-)

I’ve been trying to understand the nature of human progress.  What drives it?  Where are we headed?  Should we try on something else?  It’s turned up some interesting stuff from a debate 5 years ago or so (See Bryan Appleyard ‘Waiting for the Lights to Go Out’ and Robert Adler ‘Entering a Dark Age of Innovation’) much of it prompted by a possibly dodgy but still thought-provoking study undertaken by Jonathan Heubner.  I’m getting this second-hand, but apparently he compared the number of innovations catalogued each year in a standard reference work to population, calculating a rate of innovation over time.  It turns out that the rate peaked in 1873 and has been declining steadily ever since.  By 2024 the rate will be what it was in the Dark Ages.

Huebner offers two explanations for this.  Either we’ve discovered most of the technologies that are economically viable or we already know most of what we can know.  Human innovation is either limited by economics or something like brain bandwidth.

The latter is an intriguing possibility.  I know that Colin McGinn argues that the answers to several philosophical problems are beyond us, but I wonder if something else might be true about philosophical innovation as such.  Maybe we’ve gotten as far as our monkey minds can get us, technologically – Velcro and iPhones are, deep breath, among the final human technological achievements.  Perhaps philosophy peaked in the 19th century too.  It gets said a lot that we can’t really tell who the great philosophers of our generation are because we’re too close in time and thought to judge honestly.  But what if there aren’t any?  What if all the good ideas are taken?  What if the best thinkers in the last 2,000 years grabbed all the low-hanging philosophical fruit and there’s just nothing good left to say?

 

Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey [My Head Just Exploded]

Reactions While Watching the Video Below:

1. Laughter
2. Disbelief
3. 'Dude has a good voice.'
4. 'Okay, I've seen enough. Time to go back to actual work.'
5. 'WAIT! Testimonies of Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey healings!'
6. Embarrassment
7. Pissivity toward 'leaders' who would manipulate people this way.
8. More disbelief.

I got this from @toddrhoades. I'm not sure it's appropriate to say
'thanks,' but that's where I found it.

Who Would Jesus Judge?

Here's a screenshot of a text exchange between @expastor and me.

Thought you'd enjoy it.