Today is @SenseiGiles's birthday. Here's the high quality birthday card I sent him.

Do yourself a favor and wish him a happy birthday on Twitter or Facebook--even if you don't know him. You'll feel better about yourself. And who knows, maybe he'll even respond to your birthday greeting. That would make Christmas a little bit brighter, now wouldn't it?

Here's a map of the world to ponder and hopefully laugh at on the night before Thanksgiving. (via The Big Picture)

An Ed Hardy remote controlled helicopter.

'Train up a child to be a douchebag, and when he is old he will live on the Jersey Shore.' - Proverbs 38:16

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Took a trip to the doctor today. The nurse took me in to weigh me, get my blood pressure, etc. Here's the conversation.

Nurse: 'Step up on the scales.'

Me: 'Can't you just write down "fat"?'

Nurse: 'Whatever.'

[Weighs me.]

Nurse: 'Well, your height hides it well.'

Perfect...

The 'Daily Show' caught Sean Hannity in a bit of a lie--not a terrible lie. More like a visual stretching of the truth. But a lie nonetheless.

Hannity responded to the 'Daily Show' segment with an apology. (WOW!)

Here's the video of Stewart's response to the apology, including a re-enactment of how the lie was originally discovered. Funny, funny stuff.

Thanks to @gideony for the HT.

John Stewart reports on this startling conspiracy against Glenn Beck's internal organs.

You won't see this reported in the mainstream media.

Remember: If they can take Glenn Beck's burst appendix to save his life, who's to say they can't take your healthy appendix tomorrow and eat it in front of you and your children?

I'm pretty sure you don't need to bother with church after watching Christopher Walken pull an impromptu William Shatner and perform Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' as spoken word.

Press play below to touch the divine, and then you can crawl back in bed rather than go to church.

“If the long-term issue is entitlement reform,” says Joel Slemrod, a University of Michigan economist, “the fact that the political system cannot say no to $250 checks to elderly people is a bad sign.”

Press play on the video below for a 50mg dose of Awesome XR (that's 'extended release' for the non-pharmaceutically-aware).

But only do so with headphones on. It's not exactly safe for work.