Greg Horton (@expastor) weighs in on Derek Webb's new single 'What Matters More.'

http://su.pr/8Xf37r

How to Use Magical Creatures http://su.pr/1BVu9a (via @Cracked)

Taylor Swift's new single makes me want to French kiss a light socket. Hard time buying she was EVER the frumpy girl in the song.

Watching 'NYC Prep' for the first time. I want to stab my eyes out.

http://twitter.com/JayKelly/status/2407986960
 
"'If Today Was Your Last Day' by Nickelback sounds like the background music for a Ford truck commercial. #notacompliment"
- Jay Kelly (@JayKelly)

Breakfast Conversation:

Jay: How do you spell 'peyote'?

T3 [who can't spell to save his life]: P.e.y.o.t.e.

Jay: Wait... Did I just ask your advice on how to spell something?

T3: Yeah, but you asked me how to spell a drug. I know how to spell all those.