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Jay is spectacularly HDADD (High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder). This makes him great fun at parties but fantastically unstable when in close proximity to details.

He does a darn fine job of scouring the interwebs for stuff to make you smarter, happier and sexier. He shares a veritable treasure trove of said stuff right here.

You can also find Jay on Twitter and Facebook.

   
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July 19, 2009

Derek Webb, Homosexuality and Not Giving a Shit

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Greg Horton (@expastor) weighs in on Derek Webb's new single 'What Matters More.'

http://su.pr/8Xf37r
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July 19, 2009

How to Use Magical Creatures

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How to Use Magical Creatures http://su.pr/1BVu9a (via @Cracked)
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July 18, 2009

Taylor Swift's New Single

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Taylor Swift's new single makes me want to French kiss a light socket. Hard time buying she was EVER the frumpy girl in the song.
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July 18, 2009

NYC Prep

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Watching 'NYC Prep' for the first time. I want to stab my eyes out.
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June 30, 2009

Nickelback and Ford Trucks

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http://twitter.com/JayKelly/status/2407986960
 
"'If Today Was Your Last Day' by Nickelback sounds like the background music for a Ford truck commercial. #notacompliment"
- Jay Kelly (@JayKelly)

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September 13, 2008

3 Days in Jail for Wearing Shorts to Court

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Words can't describe the glory of this video.

Something tells me the shorts were a bit shorter than the girl described.

The reporter's final comments are priceless.


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August 6, 2008

How to Spell the Names of Drugs

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Breakfast Conversation:

Jay: How do you spell 'peyote'?

T3 [who can't spell to save his life]: P.e.y.o.t.e.

Jay: Wait... Did I just ask your advice on how to spell something?

T3: Yeah, but you asked me how to spell a drug. I know how to spell all those.
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July 31, 2008

Al Eshbach and the Oklahoma City Thunder

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Al as the color man for the OKC Thunder's radio broadcasts?

I like it!

Thanks to Berry Tramel for suggesting it. I'm on the bandwagon.
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July 31, 2008

Zombie Haiku

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HT to Boing Boing for this one.

3 minutes of a zombie reading haikus about . . . zombies. Nice sax interludes between readings.


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July 31, 2008

Johnny Depp to Play the Riddler in the Next 'Batman'?

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I certainly hope this report from Holy Moly is true. Nolan to direct again, Depp to play the Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the Penguin.

I'm skeptical of the Penguin and the Riddler both appearing in the movie. Would there be enough screen time for so many stars? But maybe . . .
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