So I'm looking for a video I saw years ago. Tarantino is a guest on a talk show (Conan, maybe?). The topic is the appropriate length of a man's bathrobe. Other guests chime in with quasi-normal views, but then Tarantino steps to the plate with a frenzied, ultra-detailed monologue that concludes with a description of a guy wearing a kimono with a big elfing dragon on the back while he's grocery shopping. I was mesmerized.

Hadn't though of the clip in years, but when it popped into my head, I went to the Googleverse to see what I could find.

Alas, the clip was nowhere to be found, but I did run across this little slice of glory courtesy of 901am.com.

I have absolutely no idea what anyone is saying, but I like it that way. My guess is that my enjoyment of the commercial would go down significantly if I actually spoke Japanese.

Enjoy!